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MUFFINS MISCHIEF

By Adam McGill |

A source-having FrontBurnervian sends word:

A source from Lake Highlands High School reports that someone put poisoned muffins in the teachers’ lounge this morning. This is no joke. Teachers are going to the hospital. Supposedly they have the bastard on camera, though I don’t know if they have an ID.

AP’s got it now, crediting Shaun Rabb over at KDFW. Some say hoax. I say doubtful. Developing.

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