JESSICA’S OTHER CATFIGHT

This time, it’s personal. It’s (gasp) with her sister! Star Magazine quotes a “family source” that Ashlee’s nose job and dyed hair means she’s “going head-to-head with her sister.” More like chest-to-chest. Another source thinks plastic surgery may be in the younger Simpson’s future, saying, “[Ashlee would] love to have a pair of ‘sit up and take notice’ breasts, which is what Jess has.”

She does? I hadn’t noticed.