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DID YOU KNOW PAT ROBERTSON CAN LEG PRESS 2,000 POUNDS?

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Well, he can. And it’s all thanks to the televangelist’s “age-defying protein shake,” the same protein shake that’s landed Robertson in court, defending himself against a Dallas bodybuilder who says Robertson used the bodybuilder’s likeness without the bodybuilder’s permission.

Update: One FBvian who dislikes Robertson as much as the bodybuilder has this to say:

Further study of the side effects of this otherwise amazing ‘shake’ has been shown to be a whimsical dementia and simplistic reasoning coupled with pious presumption.

But hey! Them damn legs is amazin’!

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