Ashlee Simpson has yet to cop to her recent rhinoplasty. AP tried to get the scoop, but Simpson the Younger just giggled a lot. She undoubtedly realizes that denying the rumor would be a lie, and like Pinocchio, any lie would only make more work for her doctors. Doubters should check out What Would Tyler Durden Do for photographic proof. On a slightly related note, is it just me or is Ashlee looking more and more like Paris Hilton? It’s sad, really.
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