PRESTON HOLLOW GOES DARK

Reid reports from the field that the lights are off at the Original Pancake House, causing him to reach for the wrong syrup. He says the traffic light at Northwest Highway and Inwood Road is out, causing a huge traffic snarl. Be careful and courteous out there, people.

Basketball

Dallas Landing the Wings Is the Coup Eric Johnson’s Committee Needed

There was only one pro team that could realistically be lured to down. And after two years of (very) middling results, the Ad Hoc Committee on Professional Sports Recruitment and Retention delivered.

By Mike Piellucci