I do not make this up. I only pass it along because it’s true. And funny.
A buddy of mine whose kid is in first grade with the elder fruit of my own loins told me something his son said to him over the weekend. They were driving around when his boy spotted a Lois Parrott yard sign. Whereupon his boy remarked, “Dad, some boy must have lost his parrot. Because he put up signs with his picture on them.”