JESSICA SIMPSON DOESN’T LIKE HER JEANS

I know, I know. The dateline on this story is April 7, so you may have already heard: Jessica is being sued for not wearing Princy jeans. She’s more of a True Religion gal. Which is fine, except Princy is her label and she apparently agreed to promote it and such. As the Smoking Gun notes, “Princy” is Joe’s nickname for her daughter. It’s better than “Meal Ticket.”