FROM THE “THEY’LL PUT ANYTHING ON TV” DEPARTMENT

This fall, USA Network will air seven episodes about, em, life as a professional video game player. As if you cared, I know. But USA bets you will. How else to explain the TV poker phenomenon? In all likelihood, USA will focus on the rising star of the gaming world, one Matt Leto of Allen, Texas, the best college dropout ever to play video games for a living.