DO WHITE PANTS DO FOR YOUR MOVIE WHAT THEY DO FOR YOUR BUTT?

Drugs, trophy wives, a moose head, and a horny bride-to-be come crashing together in a quirky family dramedy called The Night of the White Pants. Why am I telling you this? The movie’s set in Dallas and stars Janine Turner as the aforementioned HTW (that’s Dallasese for “hot trophy wife,” according to the film’s promoters). It makes its world premiere tomorrow night at the Tribeca Film Festival. Selma Blair, Nick Stahl, and Tom Wilkinson also star. I’ll try and go see it, just for you. See clips here.