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RE: PEPPARD POOH-POOHS

By Tim Rogers |

I know why Bush is moving back to Dallas. He’ll buy oillionaire Cary Maguire’s house on Park Lane. Maguire is an amateur presidential historian and has a replica Oval Office in his house. That way, Bush can move in and still pretend to be president.

No? Not so much?

(Now we’ll find out where Wick is.)

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