Our sister paper Park Cities People won’t have another edition for your perusal until next Thursday. So you’ll have to wait until then to read more about the following story. Jessica Hoover, a scribe for said paper, tells us the biggest party in years happened Monday night around 10 pm, at 4678 Edmondson Avenue in Highland Park. The home belongs to Constance Taylor, who was not there at the time. Curiously, the police report says she “is well-known to Highland Park police officers,” Hoover reports. In all, 31 kids, all minors, were cited: 27 for MIP’s (that’s minor in possession) and 16 for MIC’s (consumption by minor). How you can “consume” something without “possessing” it is beyond me. One hopes Hoover will solve that mystery and more in the January 12 Park Cities People. Stay tuned.