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“BREAKFAST ON A PLATTER”

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A mysterious letter arrived in our mailbox over the break. It is handwritten, grammatically incorrect, and not addressed to anyone in particular. Its author is possibly disturbed, and I think it might be brilliant. Kind of like Russell Crowe in Beautiful Mind. See for yourself. I have transcribed it, mistakes and all, after the jump.

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