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WARDROBE MALFUNCTION AT MAVS GAME

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An ithyphallic FrontBurnervian tells us of an interesting development at last night’s game against the Lakers:

The cheerleaders came out, danced around. They were wearing blue bikini tops, and one of them just snapped. The girl continued the routine while covering her chest with one arm. Next time the cheerleaders came out on the floor, she was conspicuously absent.

Okay, people. Who sitting courtside took a picture with his phone? MUST. HAVE. PICTURE!

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