KNOCK KNOCK

A Hard Rock Casino-lovin’ FrontBurnervian fires this:

After the feel-good warmth of Ladies Day, Vegas oddsmakers set the over/under for when various “serious” topics would return to throngs of FrontBurner readers who were left high and dry by yesterday’s discussion.
Those over/unders:
–First gratuituous rip of DMN: By 9:30 am (Shockingly, we were way off. It happened at 8:59 a.m.)
–First reference to Jessica Simpson: 11 am
–First reference to Owen Wilson: 10:02 am
–Second, unconnected rip of DMN: 11:15 am
–First use of a personal pronoun in Tim Rogers post: OFF THE BOARD
–First reference to where boys are going to lunch (like we care): 9:45 am
(guess we blew this one, too)
PARLAY TICKET
First off color remark (pundit and time): Tim and 10:45 am.

Can’t touch this.

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