Ladies, here’s a zinger to the mellon from a FrontBurnervian Male:
Oh, Christ….really….Jennifer is scraping the bottom of the Dallas market and the rest of the ladies can’t buy one? Where the hell are they shopping? Dallas is bloody well full of eligible bachelors. It’s true that not all of them earn six figures and drive hordes of Lexi (Lexuses? – not that you’d know it from the influx in uptown) but geez – this town is FULL of single people. The problem, I suspect, is that most places to “meet people” consist of bars and restaurants where the social dynamic more resembles an episode of Wild Kingdom than does a social setting where one might meet a significant other. The odds are already stacked because the women travel in packs with a full suite of sensors that analyze, identify and eliminate potential threats long before he can utter, “May I buy you a drink, please?”
Are the desperately lonely D women looking for husbands, companions, consorts or flings? Expectations play a major role here, you know. And while I’m involved with someone right now, I have plenty of single male friends, gainfully employed, who wonder why they are having a hard time meeting people. Maybe we should get them all together. I have venue ideas in mind….
PS – I have seen/met Jennifer on at least one occasion and can’t understand why she thinks she’s scraping. She’s a very pretty girl and should have no problem finding a date.
JC, he’s all yours.
