A loyal FBFemale brings back memories of our first Ladies Day. She suggested that all interested FrontBurnervians show up at the Idle Rich on McKinney and shout, “I’M SINGLE AND I READ FRONTBURNER!”at 6pm. She showed. Here’s her tale:
Hey Nance, remember the first Ladies’ Day when I suggested FBvians shout “I’M SINGLE AND I READ FRONTBURNER!”? Yeah, that worked out great for me. The only dudes who showed up, showed up hours late and went home with some slut other than me. So if Biatch Slapper wants to try again, I’m so in. I’m lookin’ for a serious BF, not an F with benefits type thing. I don’t want some flashy Lexus-driving moron. I just want someone who is nice to me and thinks I’m funny.I’m a frickin’ great catch, but these knuckleheads all seem to want someone shinier. That’s probably a universal thing, not just Big D, but it feels like Dallas is a town of unreasonable expectations.
Ladies, how do you feel about a rally after the holidaze?
