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RE: SORRY

By Nancy Nichols |

That’s better, but I’m sorry to have defamed one of my favorite animals–the precious warthog. I meant to equate Tim to a wildebeest, the stupidest animal I’ve ever observed on all of my trips to Africa. (We called them “lion food.” And note that that male wildebeest is being killed by a lioness.) So, Mr. Wildebeest, where’s my $60. Ranch Up! IJS.

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