DAILY CANDY NOT PLAYING WITH FULL DECK

I told myself I wasn’t going to touch this. These people are my friends. Sonya Castex was kind enough to bring flowers and sparkling wine to my house just yesterday (and she’s, um, seeing our own Tall Paul Kix). I play poker with Dan Michalski. I can’t make fun of my friends. But then I thought, “Yes, actually, I can make fun of my friends.” And, besides, too many of you alert FBvians have demanded comment on today’s installment of Daily Candy. You can find it here (and please do subscribe).

I have just three questions: 1) New York Times? 2) Texas Monthly? And 3) $80 per hour?