Had lunch today at Eatzi’s. A valet service with three Lexuses took up the best parking spots. At first I’m thinkin’, Oh no, not you, too, Eatzi’s, wooed by the evils of the valet.
But then I talked to the valet guy, and it turns out he wasn’t a valet guy at all. He was a guy from Lexus. Said I could test-drive this here sedan, convertible or SUV.
That’s cool, I guess. But I could test-drive a Lexus if I went to a dealership. So I must ask: Why do this at Eatzi’s? And do it during the lunch rush, when parking’s at a premium?
Lexus execs, fill me in.