I’ve let you PR nimrods get away with silly news releases a little too long.
This morning I was assaulted with a slew of overwritten, underpunctuated,
sideways slants and downright boring babble. I cannot let this one pass go.
Remember, corporate America pays huge amounts of cash for this drivel.
Abbott and Costello … Rogers and Hammerstein … Demi and Ashton …and now the greatest match-up ever — Butterfinger and Jack in the Box® Cheesecake, a marriage made in confection heaven! Available now, Jack’s new Butterfinger Cheesecake features his classic-style cheesecake topped with gooey pieces of Butterfinger candy bar. “Butterfinger candy bars and cheesecake are both hugely popular on their own,” said Michelle Vespa, director of menu marketing and innovation at Jack in the Box Inc. “Put them together and you’ve got a winning combination of crunchy chocolaty peanut butter and rich, creamy cheesecake. It’s a dessert double threat.”
Director of menu marketing? Demi and Ashton? I need a scotch and soda.
