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By Adam McGill |

A D-reading FrontBurnervian shares this NOTE with us about an advertisement in our November issue of Best Doctors:

I can’t believe nobody’s written about the neurosurgeon on page 158. One of the most serious of all medical disciplines, the dude’s in a t-shirt with guitar slung over his shoulder. I can see it now. I’ve got a hairline fracture that might leave me paralyzed. His response is, “Don’t FRET, you’re not in TREBLE. I BASS my diagnosis in acCHORDance with your ability to be in TUNE with my payment plan.”

Groan.

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