HOW TO SPEED UP TRAFFIC ON I-35

After a Labor Day weekend spent at an Austin soccer tournament, I have a suggestion for TxDot on how to improve the often tortoise-like flow on I-35, the state’s central artery that for some reason is still two-lane. It’s easy. Simply buy and post 5,000 signs that read, “Slow Traffic Keep Right.” That’s one sign every 700 yards, which from my reckoning is what some people would need to get the message.