At some point, I promise, we’ll move on and stop picking on the News. I guess we’ll just have to stop reading the thing. Oh, wait.
Meantime, a helpful FBvian suggests other controversial stances that the editorial board might take in the future:
As humans, we breathe air.
Washing down a burrito supreme with Coors Light gives you gas.
Junior high can be a rough time for today’s youth.
Old people hate the Internet.
Hurricanes are big, scary storms.
Palestinians aren’t big fans of Israelis. And vice versa.
Women don’t like baseball.
Eventually, everybody dies.