Sorry I have to be so secretive, but the big birdie who tipped me off to this story would never speak to me again if I used real names. Anyway, it looks like a really wacky restaurateur is about ready to get in bed with an even wackier restaurateur. Not sure if it’s a consulting job or a joint venture, but the unlikely duo was spotted dining together and going over documents. I’ll just say that I could not pick two more unlikely business partners. The steaks are high and if the deal doesn’t work, sparks will fly so high you won’t be able to get one fork in it, much less three.