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WHERE TIM IS

By Adam McGill |

Tim’s doing his civic duty (heh heh … “duty”) and serving as a juror today. He says there’s not much to report yet, except he saw a dwarf who hums a lot. He also texted this:

I’ll send clog [sic] items when I can. First one was the dwarf. Next one:i an [sic] sitting outside judge warder’s court. First criminal court. I just had to fill out my voire [sic–tell you what, each time there’s an error, just know that it’s Tim’s fault. I’m tired of typing “sic”] dire questionnaire. It asked me to list 3 people I admire. I put down Tracy rowlett’s name. But it wasn’t supposed to be a name of a

Next message continues:

Friend. I think I might be friends with Tracy. If so, I just perjured myself.

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