UPDATE: STILL OVER JESSICA

Despite my overness with Jessica, something needs to be said about her get-up at the VMA’s last night: she looked ridiculous. And not in a good way. I wholeheartedly agree with everything Brendon over at IDontLikeYouInThatWay says, even the part about raccoons. Is that shirt on backwards? Is it inside-out? Did she forget to button it, or did Nick refuse to help her get dressed? And what’s the deal with the eyeliner? Is she getting makeup tips from her sister? Don’t even get me started on her hair.