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THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

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Man, I hate to do this to our broadcast partners. But Channel 11 went a little too strong mayor on that fire last night. All I wanted to do was watch Jessica Simpson shake her money maker on Letterman, but there they were, at 10:40, still covering the fire they knew nothing about.

Tracy Rowlett: Jack, can you tell us how much fire is burning?

Jack Fink: I was just over near the fire, Tracy. And it was hot! I could feel it. And I saw the flames. They were bright orange.

I’m not kidding. This went on for nearly 10 minutes. Luckily, Jessica was the last guest, and I didn’t miss a wriggle. That girl is off the hook.

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