ATTA BOY, LUKE

I just took the new issue of Esquire to lunch with me, the September issue that features “The Best Dressed List.” Guess who’s on the cover (and the list). Yep. Luke Wilson. It sez: “While his onscreen garb often leans toward the drab or ridiculous to fit a character, offscreen he is a walking example of slacker cool. Who else would wear a Prada suit with a pair of vans?” He learned that from me.