Remember the PR Nimrodess who sent a press release that claimed “sauerkraut has recently been found to have more health benefits than virtually any other vegetable on the planet”? I wrote to her and explained that sauerkraut is a dish and cabbage is a vegetable. She never answered. But a law-practicing FrontBurnervian ran across an article in an insidery, subscription-only PR newsletter that boasts the brilliance of the Fremont Company’s campaign. Sorry I can’t link to it, but it says the company was paid $50,000 for their efforts. Oh, the inmates truly run the asylum. I want my mommy.