I’m calling the fight. It’s over. It’s over. By a landslide. Counting the three internal votes Ryan just posted, the final tally is …
Luke: 20
Owen: 3*
*(Two of those votes are from women in the same office who have confessed to having wine at lunch.) The consensus seems to be that Owen has a big nose, a big head, tiny hands, and strange hair. Luke, apparently, looks smarter and taller and cuter. Way cuter. Thanks, ladies, for your participation.
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