A competitive-eating-enthusiast FrontBurnervian watched the big Coney Island competition yesterday. (Unsurprisingly, Kobayashi won.) But this FrontBurnervian points out Tim Janus, aka “Eater X,” went to SMU. He placed 9th, but has one of the best lines in his bio:
No one fully understands why Janus covers his face with a painted mask, but many believe it is designed to conceal an inner torment.
Don’t we all.