A forum-scanning FrontBurnervian passes on this link that is so crazy, I can’t help but believe it. A visitor to DFW Airport was going through security. Not all of his items made it to the other side. This visitor drives an Audi, a car which, as you may know, has one of those fancy flip keys. Security agents confiscated the key. Too much like a switchblade, they said. The traveler is not nearly as disgruntled as I would be, especially after shelling out 300 bucks for a replacement key.