RE: TOO HOT FOR D

A donating FrontBurnervian is not impressed, Tim:

After reading Tim’s spiked column, I can honestly say I want my $23 back. It’s rare to read a column about fetishes that isn’t in the least bit titillating, but following that hot build-up yesterday (“Spiked Column Too Spicy for D!”), I was disappointed to be confronted by a tone of ennui when I was expecting voyeurism or at least a bizarro anecdote. Instead, it’s like he started the joke with the punchline. Carson pulled this off, so maybe Tim needs to go onto eBay and see if he can buy a used turban. Or at least his own personal Ed McMahon. Hey-oh!