RE: PITY JOHN WOODBURY’S WIFE

Sorry. I’m still fixated on that story. I was just rereading the headline, and I got an idea for one of those seemingly clever bumperstickers. You know, the ones with an occupation and then an insinuation about the love-making techniques of people who have that occupation. Alright. Here’s mine:

Garage Diggers Do It With Big Hoes.

(Note: I am not implying anything about the subject of the bulldozer story, nor his wife. I happen to like them both. Even though I don’t know them.)

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