A news-managing FrontBurnervian tries his hand at telegram writing:
Not among the telegrams being auctioned today was this one:
KATE STOP
YOU’RE HOT STOP
WANNA FLY IN A REALLY FAST PLANE? STOP
HOWARD STOPI bet you guys can top that.
How about: HANDS ARE DIRTY STOP MUST WASH THEM STOP CANNOT STOP … STOP
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