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RE: DON HILL’S FANCY BMW

By Tim Rogers |

This is the brilliance of FrontBurner. Today we shine. For we have an explanation for Don Hill’s missing gas-cap door. A law-practicing FBvian tells us:

I met with a client this morning who owns several gas stations in North Texas. He has several gas-cap doors in his office, used as evidence in trying to catch the folks who either deliberately or accidently drive off with the gas hose still in their car. If they back away, those doors snap right off.

Mr. Hill, did we have a boo-boo?

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