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Inconceivable. Really. So, since TV execs are apparently such suckers for TV shows based on awful puns, Tim challenged me to come up with similar titles for a couple of other occupations.

Cobblers. Call it Well-Heeled. A rich twentysomething, due to inherit millions, wants to leave his wealthy surroundings to become a cobbler, like his Uncle Giuseppe in Italy. He wants to work with the people, don’t you see?

Plumbers. Pipe Dreams? Too easy. When It Drains, It Pours. Blue-collar patriarch struggles to pay the bills, raise his kids, and put up with all of the neighbors who constantly call him to unclog their drains. I smell Emmy.