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NOBU YELLOWTAIL SET FREE

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Timmy, my aquatic sources report that there are fish swimming all over the lobby at Hotel Crescent Court. She swears she just saw Bobby DeNiro in a wetsuit diving down the basement stairs with a bottle of sake in his hand. It’s not confirmed, but the woman found floating face down near chef Nobu Matsuhisha’s throne in the kitchen may be Leisa Street. Don’t quote me on that; it’s only a rumor at this point. I smell something really fishy, like foul play. Perhaps the second coming, I mean opening of Nobu was sabotaged by jealous local chef. Oh, this is going to be good. Snorkeling, I mean developing.

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