NO, I AM NOT A LESBIAN

A FrontBurnervian female who is out of more than her closet writes:

Nancy, please don’t let us down.Your voice as a lesbian in the media needs to be heard. Don’t hide behind the kinds of stories like the one you just wrote.

Ladies, Girls, Dykes, Baby Dykes, Butchs, Femmes, Bull Dykes, Lipsticks: I am not a lesbian. I know a lot of lesbians–even famous ones, but it’s a long story and will cost you lots of cash to FB to hear it (even more if you want pictures). Believe me, if I were a lesbian I’d be married.

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