KARMA, GIA

Stylist Gia Wood got married recently and she’s soooo in love with her man Eric. She says so, often and in interesting ways on her blog. Their wedding was apparently divine, and it just might be included in an upcoming issue of our sister publication D Wedding Book. How do I know this? Because Gia says so:

Oh my god…I almost forgot!!!!! I’m going to be in D Magazine’s Wedding Book!! TE HE TE HE!! They will be using one of our wedding photos for their magazine. Ah the life I have! So when you read it, don’t get mad and throw darts at my face. Read, learn, and go from there. Maybe one day you might meet someone who will marry you in the blink of a eye. But then again, they need to be madly in love with you!!!!

But you need to hear the flip side.

Anywasies (thank you, Gia, for teaching me that word), not everyone is as excited about Gia as Gia. A concerned reader wrote the following letter to nearly the entire edit staff here:

Dear Editors,

One simply cannot comprehend why you would feature someone who is so blatantly horrid in her speech and actions toward others. Read below. Being the stylish magazine that you are, I would urge you to reconsider this inclusion. While realizing you are an upscale magazine with primary distribution in that demographic, you should be aware that she is someone our affluent upscale community only “tolerates.” Her actions and behaviours toward her community and the previous common law wife of her new husband has been the talk of the community and is leaning toward legal consequences.

Sounds like Gia has made a few enemies in her day. The letter-writer included some of the choice selections from Gia’s blog. I’ll include them, too:

June 29
BLAH!
MEOW MEOW MEOW!! I am so tired. I have been at it all day long. PUTTING THINGS AWAY….THROWING THINGS AWAY……CLEANING THINGS……. I am so worn out. All I can say is that Rosa is starting next week!!
I’m very excited to be getting the rest of our furniture out of our apartment this weekend. I miss my bed, my new, soft, fluffy, unwhored out bed. Its just so weird to sleep on this mattress down here. First off, its hard as a f—ing rock. Second, it smells like old man’s butt…..oh yeah, thats Eric’s ass!! Third, its just weird for me to sleep in a bed that my husband had sex with another woman in….oh wait……. I just want my bed back. My soft bed with a gillion pillows that serve no other purpose than keeping me “satisfied”. Before we got the new bed, Eric would always be sleeping on me. The first day we got it, we layed on complete opposite sides. You would have to be there to understand the joke.
Anywasies, Eric is being a butthead again. He wants me to be unhappy all the time I swear. He thinks I should WORK! HA HA….. I declined the offer that salon in WestLake offered me. I’m sorry, but I know my worth, and what they offered me wasnt it. I think I will start working lease here. Comission just aint my thing. I am “THE GIA” damnit. I say who, I say when……. (best movie ever). Anyways, I plan on working a few days (3) in Dallas, while looking for a place here. That way I will be here for Eric when he is home on the weekends.
I got another person who wants to include me in their new book. Another extension based novel that brings me oh so much attention…… like I need anymore of that!! Should be interesting though. People email and call me all the time to do s— like this, but most of the time it is unprofessional garbage that is not going to benifit anyone. This one sounds like fun though, so I have accepted the offer to be included.
My friend brought up a very good point today. “Twice the number, and more f—ed up than anyone could have ever imagined, even if they don’t see it yet.”
Oh my god…I almost forgot!!!!! I’m going to be in D Magazine’s Wedding Book!! TE HE TE HE!! They will be using one of our wedding photos for their magazine. Ah the life I have! So when you read it, don’t get mad and throw darts at my face. Read, learn, and go from there. Maybe one day you might meet someone who will marry you in the blink of a eye. But then again, they need to be madly in love with you!!!!
NIGHT BITCHES!
June 25

Mr. and Mrs.
Eric and I went to see Mr. and Mrs. Smith today. It was what I thought I would be like, but nothing special. The sex scene between Brad and Angelina reminded me of some hanky panky Eric and I had a few days ago. In the scene, which is pretty rough and dirty, Angelina bitch slaps Brad after they finish. That’s my signature love bite…..just ask Eric.

May 23

The Move
I guess it’s safe to say that we will be moving to Austin. Since the house in Leander hasn’t sold yet, we’ve decided that it would be easier to just move down here. If of course we do get an offer we would be staying in Dallas, but it’s highly unlikely that will happen.
Today I get to start completely over. I’m going to look for a salon in the West Lake area. Hopefully there is one acceptable salon in all of Austin that I wouldn’t mind working at. It’s funny to see the difference in Dallas people and Austin people when it comes to their hair and makeup. Orange seems to be the dominate blonde down here, and makeup…..what’s that? Just kidding! So many people to help though. The plan is to have a salon at the house here for friends and family when they come to visit, and also for my photography setup. I’ve received numerous death threats from my Dallas clients because of my move. Then I mention that they can come visit me and how we can go clubbing afterwards, and all is forgotten. Funny how that works!

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