Timmy, you may be right but the real answer is: boyfriends in Dallas. Last night Gomer–Jim Nabors–was partying down upstairs at the newly-opened Standard on Cedar Springs. The occasion? Nabors’ 75th birthday. Gomer wasn’t the only Pyle in the house: super chef Stephan Pyles was dining downstairs. My super snitch reports that Pyle and Pyles collided around 11pm. Shazam!