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Jeffrey Berthiaume runs an outfit called bodysushi that serves raw fish on half-naked women. Jeffrey is our kind of guy. So we decided–after he paid us some money–to make him our friend. (It should be noted that Jeffrey is the kind of friend who goes above and beyond what is expected of him. He paid us $213, one dollar more than was necessary. We can tell right now that our friendship is going to last.)