Okay kids, here’s the deal: 1.)Yes, I think it’s great that Nobu is here. 2.) Yes, I’ve eaten there (Aspen & NYC). 3.) No, it’s not the best food I’ve ever eaten. ( But this is.) 4.) No, I haven’t seen Alexa Conomos at Fireside Pies lately. 5.) Yes, Nobu is expensive and if you send me one e-mail complaining about how expensive Nobu is or how small the portions are after your bow-and-scrape performance at the party on Tuesday, I will send you directly to a corner in Il Mulino where you will get more for your money. Got that? Now, get this.