Dallas Cowboy–and now outlaw tackler—Roy Williams was sweet on my wife last night. D helped throw a charity function at Bachendorf’s for Williams’ Safety Net Foundation, which helps single mothers. Outside of the party, there was to be a Maybach parked. Arrangements were made on Monday. On Tuesday, Williams unwittingly bought said Maybach. (A Bentley was parked in front instead.) My wife tells me that Roy let her see the backseat of the Maybach and there she noticed a bottle of Cristal champagne. “He was really nice,” she says. Later, at the end of the party, Williams gave her the bottle of Cristal. “It has your name on it,” he says. Yeah, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it had his number on it, too.