Imagine someone other than a sportswriter filing a DMN story after 5pm, but kudos to Alan Peppard for working late. All the fag hags in town thought they would have to wait for FB’s juicy report (no Pamela Anderson) on the Goss Gallery shindig last night but Alan scooped us. However, he must have been sleep deprived when he wrote the item about Dean Fearing pairing up with Sammy Hagar for a cooking class this weekend:
Most rock stars dig tequila, but the Red Rocker [Hagar] may be the only one who figured out a way to make it pay.
Alan, you must know that Tom Hicks’ buddy capitalized on that idea back when Hagar was busy busting the speed limit. Fins to the left, dude.
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