HERE COME THE BOYS

Now I’m getting messages from men who want me to post their availability:
1.”Hey what are you talking about? I’m a guy in Dallas and single and GREAT – I drive a Dodge Stratus!! Put me on your site?!”
2. Dallas ain’t a ball of wax for anybody single past the age of 30. You could also let your populace know that I am a single guy who is just as desperate as they are. You could also tell them you’ll be happy to put them in touch with said single guy.
I don’t know about you girls, but I’m falling out of my chair with desire. Ball of wax? Whatever. Another suggests that we sink to Timmy’s level and post our own version of Amber Campisi. He suggests this guy. Sad.