FORLORN FRONTBURNERVIANS

Hmm…I’m a little concerned about some of our readers. Our wildly successful Ladies Day posts last Friday unleashed a battalion of lonely, love-seeking FrontBurnervians. But, dear readers, FB will not morph into a dating service unless we can make money, so please address your looking-for-love e-mails elsewhere. However I must share this message because I like his idea :

Dude: Went to Idle [Rich] on Friday night about 8… after a couple of screwdrivers my buddies and I shouted out about FrontBurner…hey, we met some wild girls. They didn’t know what FrontBurner was but they dug us and we hung out… my buddy got laid. You guys should do this every week.

Well isn’t that nice; so glad I could help. But Dude, do not call me Dude. I’m a woman and I’m old enough to ground you. And you naughty boy, you should never use The Dude’s name in vain. (Screwdrivers?)

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