(Shhh … Let’s see if it takes the paper three days to report this.) A big walrus just told me a big secret, so don’t go blabbing. Listen closely cuz I have to whisper. Anyway, can you hear me? OK good. Anyway, so my inside source over at Sports Day sez the boys are ranching up their very own sports blog on Wednesday morning. Can you stand it? Shhh … Can’t you just read it now: blah, blah, blah … infield fly rule … blah, blah, blah … Nash trade worse than Hiroshima … blah blah blah … nickel defense. Yuckadoo. Sports Day! Ranching Up! Who knows, maybe a real columnist will emerge. But here’s the worst part of the whole deal: the plan is to call the site “Sports Say.” WTF? How bad is that? Nice start, boys. Let’s have a little contest to name it. I get to go first. How about The Circulator? Naw, too mean. Ok … Home Base? Boring. Hey I’ve got it: The Cue Cat. Who cares, we are so going to bury them! Come on grinders, let’s muck it up in the corners and show them how to play this game–it’s the only one they don’t cover. Batters up!
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