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A MAN RETURNS TO THE BLOG

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Wow. What to say? You girls were certainly, um, prolific today. Way to produce.

As for the Pavillion: it was lame. Not enough fake breasts and everyone seemed to be behaving. Hanging out in the Villa (where cocktails are free) is definitely the way to go. And don’t make fun of me for taking Tiger’s divots. This was the first time in 143 outings that Tiger missed the cut. So my divots have historical value. I’ll bring them to work on Monday and you can touch them. See you then, girls.

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