Anybody old enough to remember August 2011? That is when I wrote “What Would Happen if Women Opened Restaurants With Male Body Parts as Themes?” It was a post filled with frivolity and fantasy.
‘Scuse me while I saddle up my high horse. Am I the only woman who is concerned about the sudden surge in Breastaurants. I mean really 35 additional Twin Peaks? A bar opening in downtown called The Spread Eagle? Seriously boys? How would you like to take your daughter into one of the restaurant’s the gals in our office just conceptualized. We call them Peteries.
Hunky Town, Twin Pricks, Tooter’s, Pecker’s Hot Italian Sausage, Tube Steak Junction, Cake Balls to the Walls, Nuts and Butts, Quickies, Long Dong Silver, Tally Whacker’s, Love Mussels, Wee Willie’s, Twig and Berries.
I opened the comments for suggestions and the list of over 100 names is a fun read. Even more entertaining: Yesterday, Eater is reporting our prediction is about to be reality. Whitney Filloon types Tallywachers, which “appears to be a bar and restaurant staffed by half-naked men who may or may not offer suggestive raised eyebrows while serving phallic-shaped foods such as hot dogs” is opening at 4218 Lemmon Avenue in the former Catalina Room space. My trusty gay sidekick says it’s geared to the gayborhood, but I think it’s a giant step toward the wide world of Peteries.
If you are so inclined, create your own concept below.
Update: Tim Rogers is calling BS on this story. Claims Tallywackers is a prank.